i should be used to this by now

So last night I was checking out at Walmart, and as my cashier handed me my receipt, this is exactly what she said:

“You have been randomly selected to fill out this survey at the bottom of the receipt.”

[cashier pauses and glances at me]

“Well, you are eighteen aren’t you?”

EIGHTEEN?!?

One day I will appreciate this. One day I will appreciate this. One day I will appreciate this.

Until then, I will just laugh at the absurdity that apparently most people still think I am a teenager.

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